“See yer nose tubes, are they like intestines? Y’know, intestines are these big long things inside ye, but ye can’t tell by looking at yer tummy cause they’re all folded up? does the nose have nasal intestines?” - Carly Nasal intestines
Carly says the best things.
Carly: Ye get three feet of bandages shoved up your nose..
Carly: I don't think I have three feet of nose..
Carly: Seriously man, there is only so far up a nose ye can go
Me: Aye, it'll go up to the bridge. Or into your brain..
Carly: It won't be good for anyone if it touches my brain..
Me: Never know, it might improve ye
Carly: Aye tickle a retards brain with a bit of sterile cloth. It'll cure them.
Me: Well it hasn't been tried, so don't knock it!
whatsmyageagain-182 asked: AW thank you so muchh :3
I am still the kid that grew up skateboarding. I still like to have a fair share...– Tom Delonge (via 1-8-2)
Pft you guys suck ass. :(
I linked mine for a reason, you’re not supposed to reblog the one I said not too.. LE SIGH.
eatmile: lauraaan182 replied to your post: if i end up having to get the actual tattoo by… I have pretty bad anxiety and I’m sucky with people. But I got my lose yourself tattoo on my own, and it was actually pretty great. Just put your music on and “lose yourself”. It’s fine. I promise (: That’s comforting thought, actually. It’s just it’s my first tattoo and I want someone -anyone- to be...
me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
You will have Steve-O on your dash. And you will...
P.S I love you is on. Gerard Butler is one sexy Scotsman.